August 01, 2003
Golf humor
My friend Susan Martielli is a golfer. I'm not a golfer. I've tried and while smashing a bucket of balls at the driving range is fun I've just not found playing a round to be something for me. That said, I love golf jokes:
It was a sunny monday morning on the first hole of a busy course.I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker: "Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee".
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again came an announcement from the clubhouse. "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the speaker blared out its message. "would the man on the women's tee back up to the men's tee, please".
I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window, directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands over my mouth, and shouted back.
"Would the moron in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?"
