October 30, 2003
New Dog Breeds
My friend Susan always comes up with funny mail. Her latest is a list of dog breeds:Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot.
Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore - a dog that's not much fun.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet.
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso - an abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Newfoundland Lab + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly.
Collie + Malamute
Commute - a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere - a dog that's true to the end.
